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    Question: What ancient sock was a famous Greek philosopher?

  Answer: Sockrates!
 

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    Question: What do you get when you cross a black sock with a blue sock?

    Answer: A sock fight with 2 black and blue socks!

 

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    Question: What famous Native American sock led explorers Lewis and Clark along the

    Oregon Trail?

    Answer: Sockagawea!

 

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    Question: What adjective best describes any sock who is happy, healthy, and has great

    friends and family?

    Answer: Very Sockcessful!

 

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    Question: What Spanish sock became a famous impressionist painter?

    Answer: Pissaco!

 

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    Question: What old English sock wrote the famous line, “to be or not to be – what is the

    question”?

    Answer: Sockspeare!

 

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    Question: Where do Socks hang out on the internet?

    Answer: On Facebook, just like everyone else!

 

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